Office Jokes- Boss & Employee

-The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday.
Everybody, laughed uproariously except on girl.
What's the matter? Grumbled the boss. Haven't you got a sense of humour?
I don't have to laugh, she replied. I'm leaving on Friday.

-A man saw 3 parrots for sale.
He was shocked by abnormally high price

The owner says d 1st parrot can run MS Office. -
Price ten thousand

Other parrot 15 thousand,
A programmer

D last parrot carried a tag of 50 thousand
What does he do?

Owner replies: To b honest he does nothing
But the other 2 parrots call him boss..!